Babyccinos, activewear, P&C association, French Polish, Green smoothies. If this sounds like you…then I think you forgot to pay your brain bill. Read on. … More I don’t want to be a Super Mum
She: Look in the mirror at the back of thighs for signs of cellulite. Sigh Examine your face wrinkles. Sigh, and scrabble around in your ‘creams’ drawer to find that Caffeine infused Intensive Anti-Aging, Antioxident, Clinically Proven, No Animal Testing, Illuminating, Soothing, Black Tea Gel, Anti-Wrinkle Cream to apply after the shower…..
He:Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your guts to see if you have abs. No. Decide that’s OK because you gotta enjoy yourself sometime, right? Should get some more of that chilli beef jerky. That puts on muscle. Admire the size of your …………..biceps in the mirror and scratch your bum…….. … More How Men Shower v Women Shower
Clearly we all have something to learn in life. I ….. German, fish species and attention to detail. You? Well if you’re brave you’ll confess. Get it off your chest. It’s amazing how you can remember every second of these life affirming experiences but one has difficulty remember one’s own age.
Ocean trout. How ridiculous. … More Most embarrassing 2 – Cringe moments.
Did we peak too early? Are we on the downhill slide? Will archaeologists look at our skulls in 10,000 years and say “Wow, what big brains they used to have, wonder what happened…” Will there be a new sub species of homo sapiens – called something like “Homo Sapiens in caput Parvum”. I wonder … More Devo – lution.
No jaunty wave of thanks.
Not even a index finger bob.
Nothing. No indication whatsoever that you’ve almost caused a combined 120kmph head on collision with possibly fatal consequences. … More Far King of the Road.
ast week I nearly got used to iTunes. I almost figured out how to manipulate the songs into play lists etc, on my 4th Gen iPod Nano. I say ‘nearly’ because approximately 3 hours and no breakfast later, I hurled the iPod at the lounge (I just painted the wall) and threatened to sell it if it didn’t behave. Then I cursed very loudly and in a way the Road Workers down the street would be impressed with, turned off my PC (the naughty way, without logging off!!! just to show how angry I was) and huffed upstairs to get a coffee. I wanted scotch but it was only 11.30 in the morning. … More STOP!! My brain’s still turning at 33.3 rpm
Hey there! If you enjoyed my last Watercolour Painting post, you might like this one. It’s all about painting trees. As a massive tree fan, I’m always painting leaves and branches, and looking for the best way to translate the Australian Gum Tree to canvas – (or 300gsm cold pressed !) Gum trees are my … More Trees in Watercolor
Baggy pants + underwear fashion. I have one word for it …………… WHY??? I don’t WANT to see your pasty arse or your dirty laundry – so cover the hell UP! … More Bum crack down
The first rule of mental health should be to learn to scribble things down. While your ‘ever so neat’ spouse might criticise you for the abundance of post-it notes and scraps of paper everywhere, at least he/she won’t have to pay for psychiatric counselling every time you go on holiday or host the extended family for Christmas at your place. … More List – less.
Sucking in my last lungfuls of air before an avalanche cuts off both by oxygen and the route to freedom. Sheer walls surround me, each one a solid, heavy block. One false move and I’m a goner. Gingerly I edge my way through the danger zone, past soft piles and hard walls. Where do I start digging? I have to make my way through this. Somehow. … More Photo Death.